The History of The Universe in less than 200 Words

Quantum fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Strong nuclear interaction. Particle-antiparticle annihilation. Deuterium and helium production. Density perturbations. Recombination. Blackbody radiation. Local contraction. Cluster formation. Reionization? Violent relaxation. Virialization. Biased galaxy formation? Turbulent fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Compression. Opaque hydrogen. Massive star formation. Deuterium ignition. Hydrogen fusion. Hydrogen depletion. Core contraction. Envelope expansion. Helium fusion. Carbon, oxygen, and silicon fusion. Iron production. Implosion. Supernova explosion. Metals injection. Star formation. Supernova explosions. Star formation. Condensation. Planetesimal accretion. Planetary differentiation. Crust solidification. Volatile gas expulsion. Water condensation. Water dissociation. Ozone production. Ultraviolet absorption. Photosynthetic unicellular organisms. Oxidation. Mutation. Natural selection and evolution. Respiration. Cell differentiation. Sexual reproduction. Fossilization. Land exploration. Dinosaur extinction. Mammal expansion. Glaciation. Homo sapiens manifestation. Animal domestication. Food surplus production. Civilization! Innovation. Exploration. Religion. Warring nations. Empire creation and destruction. Exploration. Colonization. Taxation without representation. Revolution. Constitution. Election. Expansion. Industrialization. Rebellion. Emancipation Proclamation. Invention. Mass production. Urbanization. Immigration. World conflagration. League of Nations. Suffrage extension. Depression. World conflagration. Fission explosions. United Nations. Space exploration. Assassinations. Lunar excursions. Resignation. Computerization. World Trade Organization. Terrorism. Internet expansion. Reunification. Dissolution. World-Wide Web creation. Composition. Extrapolation?

An Obligatory Introduction

As much as the human race is fascinating; we all know that each one of us is genetically, ideologically, physically and intellectually different. Regarding this view, I can see that a personal introduction is my obligation.

I'm Smit Dixit AKA EarthBorn. My nickname has a little history behind it, although my real name is a mere consequence of fate although I whole heartedly accept it.

As of now, my chronological age is Fifteen Years, Six Months and Three Days less. I will leave the interpretation of my maturity and intellectual level to whoever is interested in interpreting it.
Now, as may be demanded, my resolve for being on Planet Earth is {CONTENT DELETED BY THE FBI}.
My height and weight are variable, so I do not consider it essential to post. The skin color is fair, and unless genetically modified, my eyes are deep brown: giving the illusion of black.
Interestingly or not, my fundamental interest apart from those required to sustain my vital metabolic activities and civil duties, are computers (everything related to them), Physics, Music (mainly of the Progressive Kind), Table Tennis, Modern English literature, and indulging in constructive endeavors. The totality of the list cannot be fully described, as the mind is, as rightly said, an immensely complicated and many layered thing.

Although it may seem that this post is professionally generated, the true nature and subtlety of this pronouncement is hidden behind it's inner meaning.

I'll leave you decrypting the post and move on. Lastly, I thank Anil Sir for the genesis of this monumental blog, and to the other members of it's robust faculty, no doubt eager to contribute/